"How was it?"

 

Ino had a blank stare, but his twitchy bunny ears gave away his curiosity. He sat across from Dan on Misa's kitchen counter, half-eaten bowls of cereal before them. He glances down to Dan's hand, who tightens around his spoon, ears bright red in embarrassment.

 

"I don't know what you're talking about."

 

Ino watched Dan adjust his glasses in an attempt to cover his face. Not too bad looking when he's acting this cute, I guess.

 

Sometimes, when Ino sleeps over at Jun's, he'll overhear voices talking. Usually, he'd put on some music and give people their privacy, but something about the tone of their voices made him shift towards the door instead. 

 

"Dan, please. You're a good friend, and I already have Misa."

 

"Nothing has to come of it. I'm just curious– please, you're the only one I trust."

 

Ino watched Dan emerge sleepily from the wrong room that morning, and the urge to be a bit of an asshole came up.

 

Who is he to deny himself that?

 

"I know we don't talk much, but I want you to know that I have pretty good hearing."

 

"You're telling me this, why?"

 

"I'm saying, I heard something unusual last night."

 

Dan drops his spoon into his milk. He fishes it out with shaky fingers, hand a permanent ornament on his face. 

 

"Ino, for the love of God, let me eat my breakfast."

 

"But why Jun?"

 

"Huh?" Dan had a dumbfounded face right now, and Ino almost raised his phone for a picture. His next words came out in a rush.

 

"I– we– I just– I was curious! And he's a dear friend!"

 

"Sex with friends is a terrible idea."

 

"What are you saying? I give my first dabble into gay sex away to a stranger?"

 

"Not at all. I mean, look, we aren't friends are we?"

 

Dan freezes again, and his eyebrows shoot for the sky after a moment of processing that statement. He looks at Ino with the roundest eyes he could muster.

 

"Are you–"

 

"It's not free, though."

 

"Forget it. Shut it. Don't need it–"

 

"I'm kidding, I'm kidding."

 

"You know how to make a joke?"

 

"Among other things, yeah."

 

Dan looks like he's in between actually considering it and wanting to hit Ino square in the jaw, which he wouldn't mind both happening. In whatever order.

 

Ino takes a spoonful of milky chocolate.

 

Besides, there was that one time at the bar…

 

"You, I… This will be an experiment, okay?"

 

Oh? taking the bait so quickly?

 

"Yes, and as with Jun, nothing will come of it."

 

"You're sure?"

 

"I do this all the time, Dan."

 

"Exactly. So why offer me?" Dan's sat back down, but his cereal has long gone soggy.

 

"No reason. I just enjoy it."

 

"That's… you don't think I'm hot?"

 

"Does that matter?"

 

Dan goes off about how he is very attractive and yes attraction is central to sex, but Ino's already roaming his body with his eyes, and it takes Dan almost a full monologue to notice.

 

"Wha– I'm still talk– So like, right now?!"

 

"Anytime you're free." 

 

Dan sighs, running a hand over his face. The pink on his cheeks never died down.

 

"Alright, but be gentle."

 

"Still sore from Jun?"

 

"Shut up."

 

-

 

Dan takes a while to calm down on Ino's bed. The first thing he did when he got in was to insult Ino's fluffy blanket, which he brought with him no matter who's house he crashed in. After that, he made a beeline to the desk, which had a half-finished research paper document opened on Ino's laptop, which was the reason he slept over at Jun's in the first place (Misa loves offering help with homework). Finally, he sits on the bed, one leg over the other, hands on his knees. He looks at Ino, who was standing by the door frame the entire time.

 

"I don't know if I want to do this anymore."

 

"I do, so take off your pajamas." Ino takes a step closer, hand stretched out to grab at Dan's shirt.

 

"Wait," Dan holds out a hand. "I– I want to– Do you have experience with topping?"

 

"Either way's fine with me," Ino shrugs.

 

"Okay, uh. I'd like to… receive–"

 

"You're sexier when you're quiet."

 

"Yea– Well, so are you."

 

Another 10 minutes of trying to get Dan to obediently sit still as Ino made valiant attempts to get him naked, and finally they're in bed together. 

 

"Jun and Misa aren't here in the mornings, so don't be shy."

 

Ino's shorter than Dan, but when he looms over him like this, between his legs, Dan's exposed backside bared at him, he almost thinks it's someone else.

 

Plus, I mean, the guy's average-sized down there. Maybe this won't be too bad?

 

Except when Ino prepares him, lubed fingers slowly massaging their way into him, he's wriggling in his arms, hands clawing at Ino's shoulders.

 

Then a hand tugs at his dick, the expert flicks of the wrist Ino gives make his head spin, and he starts feeling real funny.

 

And then Ino leans in and kisses him, and the alarms in his head go off at full force.

 

"Mmph– Wait, wait. Fuck. Ino wait, I can't– Not like this." He's panting, shaking his head vehemently. Ino stops licking at his neck to look at him.

 

"Not good?"

 

"No, no. Just, too much. Not used to it– Not ready."

 

"I thought you did it with Jun already?"

 

"He's– come on, Ino. He's not gay. He isn't this… adept."

 

"I'm flattered. But what now, then? Do you want to stop?" Ino pulls out his fingers with a plop, and Dan's head falls onto the mattress 

 

"No, no. Fuck– ah wait." He holds Ino's hand right before he gets up, keeping him there. "We can keep going, but I… Can I top instead?"

 

Ino's face remains blank, if not a little flushed, but his ears stand upright at the offer. 

 

"Yea, sure."

 

After a second to catch his breath, Dan flips their positions and leans over Ino on his elbows.

 

Breathe, Dan. You almost did this before, thinking he was a girl. Just do that again. He has a small frame, narrow shoulders…

 

Ino puts a hand on his cheek, bringing him in for a kiss, and Dan has to screw his eyes shut as he goes.

 

Maybe I'll like it better this way? Won't know till I try.

 

Dan's newfound resolution pushes him to kiss Ino back with more force, and the boy sighs into his mouth.

 

Yes, yes. Just like a girl.

 

A hand snakes around his side, and he realizes Ino is trying to grab the lube. He takes it himself and starts to mimic the actions Ino did to him earlier, earning him a loud gasp and fingers digging into his arm.

 

"Agh– Dan, right there–"

 

Girls like it when I press into something… men… men might have that too!

 

And Dan pushes into the soft flesh of Ino's ass and by some miracle he hits just the right spot and Ino's coming undone in his arms.

 

"Wha– fuck– Dan–"

 

Amazing. 

 

A bit of Ino's semen hits his arm and he winces slightly.

 

Less amazing.

 

Dan stares at him, waiting for his chest to stop heaving before he pulls out his fingers and starts to get up, but a hand stops him halfway.

 

"Wait, we aren't done yet."

 

-

 

It takes him a few rounds to get used to the idea. About halfway through, he realized a hole is a hole and finally started enjoying himself. Sure, this wasn't what he planned since that weird meeting with Luan meant he would be the one screaming Luan's name from beneath him, but it sure helped him be okay with sex with guys.

 

Also, maybe Ino isn't so stupid-looking when he's snoring away in his arms.

 

Kind of weird to have a cuddle session after the kind of sex deal they just had, but he's too tired to move. And admittedly, Ino's stupid blanket is comfy.

 

Maybe a few more minutes of sleep…

 

-

 

Date: XX/XX/XXXX

Subject: Ino's Sex Diary

 

Today, I fucked Dan lol

 

He isn't too bad for a straight guy, I guess? But I doubt I can keep calling him that now.

 

I think he's pining over someone, but I don't know him well enough to ask yet.

 

In the meantime though, if he asks again, I'm down.

 

Also, he basically said Jun sucks at anal lmaoooooooo 

 

Ino's very top-secret sex rating: 7/10 he has a good dick but he talks too much between thrusts I'm starting to see why he can't keep a woman